Posting under the “secret” forum – because I’m laughing too hard this week…
a. Please read Bob’s most recent “bobs world blog”. He is missing Yvo this week I guess (Yvo and Jan have been hammering the USA East Coast on a sales blitz!!)
b. I would also like SOMEONE out there to fix my mini van. It does not look or act anything like a Dodge Viper. I USED to drive a Dodge Viper (before I had children) and I switched to my Dodge minivan because it was a better tool for my current life/job – but it does NOT run nearly as fast, nor does it look as COOL as my previous tool. Also, I do want to keep the roominess of my minivan and the ability to haul around 50+ children at the same time (plus soccer balls and dance clothes) - but it should be sleek looking and have a 400HP engine. I do not want to pay for any upgrades and it MUST BE FIXED NOW by someone.
I would also like to point out that it should be open source. Its ridiculous that I have to pay for a car in this day and age. Its all about corporate greed and those damn Americans. (Forget about my greed, hey, I NEED to keep MY money).
Thank you. Good day. Sorry if I offended anyone. ha ha ha
BDuncan:
b. I would also like SOMEONE out there to fix my mini van. It does not look or act anything like a Dodge Viper. I USED to drive a Dodge Viper (before I had children) and I switched to my Dodge minivan because it was a better tool for my current life/job – but it does NOT run nearly as fast, nor does it look as COOL as my previous tool. Also, I do want to keep the roominess of my minivan and the ability to haul around 50+ children at the same time (plus soccer balls and dance clothes) - but it should be sleek looking and have a 400HP engine. I do not want to pay for any upgrades and it MUST BE FIXED NOW by someone.
I would also like to point out that it should be open source. Its ridiculous that I have to pay for a car in this day and age. Its all about corporate greed and those damn Americans. (Forget about my greed, hey, I NEED to keep MY money).
I would argue that…oh wait, lets not argue about this.
I believe all the issues you are mentioning can be summed in 3 words: lack of knowledge.
So my advice, get educated! Learn why a Dodge works the way it does. Take a training, hire a mechanic that gets your project jump-started and learn from that, etc.
We all had to go through this phase. But believe me, it’s worth it.
(for ppl who don’t get the joke. Go read the forums!)
Or you ask the manufacturer to extend the car, give it a much better look, create a garage for it and all that…
For free obviously…
BTW when you crash your car it is NEVER your mistake or issue. It is always the manufacturer, remember that! And when response is not what you like you simply start yelling at them. That will help you immediately.
Also exporting this mini van is one word: HORRIBLE!
The form they have for the export is too long and complicated.
When I was in (name a country) it was SOOO much easier and I expect this country to do the same.
I blame of course the manufacturer for this (not the government).